so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”
and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”
I HOPE YOU MARRIED HIM
WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
These are fucking awesome
As a star wars nerd, I love all those star wars merch
lol eww these are shit
^ fuck you.
What eww? These are fucking amazing. Go away.
yeeeeeeeees! #7 NEED.